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Super Cafe: Who's a Hero

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I really don't understand if you couldn't stop the guy in a top hat before, how does Clara jumping in your time stream suddenly fix the problem? Yeah for real. It just does! I don't know she's the impossible girl. So do you two just sit here? Every day? How do you not get bored? So what are you doing here Mr. Doctor? Well, being a Time Lord, I've saved entire planets time and again. I'm basically a superhero for the universe. So i thought id take a little break. Drop on by and say, You're welcome, gentleman. You save planets? All the time. Yes. Well my planet exploded. So what's the deal Ah yes! Krypton! Sorry about that. Fixed point in time. I couldn't interfere. Very difficult to explain. Hmm. convenient. Yes. Yes it is. Just like your utility belt, as they say. Just like your magic wand. It's not magic the sonic screwdriver... and I bet you'd love to have one! No. I'd have a bat-screwdriver. What would a bat do with a screwdriver? You could have saved Rory and Amy! What? They lived happily ever after! You abandoned them in America. Is he always like this? AMY! I would have gone back for you! Because I'm Batman! Sorry he's kind of passionate. She's so hot. Attractive companions! Yes! One more item on the superhero comparison. As I said... You're welcome. So what's next doc? Oh I don't know more the same I suppose. Always running always saving. Probably get a new body soon. Big adjustment period really. Well, let us know if you ever need any help with a Dalek or something. Oh I don't think that would be necessary. Why not? Because you see it's hard to snap a Dalek neck, when they don't have necks to begin with. Oh snap! More like no snap! haha. You see what I did there? You're all right Mr. Doctor. Ha Ha Ha. You guys are never gonna let that go are you? Now seriously, go back and save Amy. Hey! You wanna know my secret identity? No! No! Out! How did you even get in here? Because I'm Batman!