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WWE’s Funniest Moments – WWE Top 10

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>> [LIGHTSABER SOUNDS] I'M ABOUT TO GET MEDIEVAL, MAN. OBI-BOOK KENOBI! >> WHAT THE--? UH, WAIT A MINUTE! OH MY GOD! OH! [INDISTINCT] >> GET OFF OF ME! SIR, EXCUSE ME. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE? >> MY NEPHEW, ROB BARLETT, IS IN THERE AND HE'S HOSTING RAW. WAIT? YOUR NEPHEW? HE'S HOSTING RAW AND I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM. YOUR NEPHEW? >> YES! >> YOU'RE ROB BARLETT'S AUNT? >> YES, I'M HIS AUNT. HE'S MY NEPHEW. I HAVE TO--YES! I HAVE TO GO IN AND SEE HIM RIGHT NOW! >> I'M SURE WE COULD STRAIGHTEN THIS ALL OUT. WE COULD PROBABLY GO IN TO THE WILL CALL WIND-- WAIT! >> I'M GOING IN THERE RIGHT NOW. WAIT A MINUTE! BOBBY HEENAN! >> AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHERS? WHETHER IT'S THE MILLIONS... AND MILLIONS OF ROCK FANS, OR 20,000 HULK-A-MANIACS, OR 20,000 SCREAMING KANEINITES-- >> KANEINITES? >>SPIKE, GET THE TOWELS. >> GET THE TOWELS? >> WHAT, GET THE TOWELS? >> OH, WAIT A MINUTE! OH, MY GOD! >> THEY'RE NAKED. >> THEY ARE BUTT-NAKED, J.R. >> THEY ARE NAKED A JAYBIRDS. JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE. JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE. I GOT OLYMPIC GOLD. I GOT OLYMPIC GOLD. I GOT OLYMPIC GOLD. >> KURT. >> JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE. >> KURT! >> DID YOU HEAR THEM SCREAM IN PAIN WHEN WE BEAT THEM WITH THOSE CHAIRS? >> IT WAS FANTASTIC, WASN'T IT? >> YES. >> YOU HIT ANOTHER GUY DOWN! >> YES! >> PLEASE. OH GOD! >> YES! >> OH! >> YES! >> OH! >> YES! >> OH! OH! OH! >> YES! BOTH: [BREATHING HEAVY] >> I'LL HAVE EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE HAVING. >> I FOUND THESE PICTURES. CHECK IT OUT. >> HEY, THAT'S WHEN I FIRST WON THE WWE TITLE. >> LOOK, THERE'S MORE. CHECK 'EM OUT. >> WOW MAN. >> OH, THIS IS COOL. >> THAT'S US AND WE'RE TOGETHER. >> OH, THIS IS SO COOL. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I HOPE THESE CHEER YOU UP. >> OH, THEY HAVE. >> I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE LATER TONIGHT. >> I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF DX. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT. NO ONE IS GOING TO EMBARRASS ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. (IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) NO ONE EVER IS GOING TO-- THAT'S NOT ME TALKING. DAMN IT! YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS FUNNY? [CROWD LAUGHING] >> AND I WANT TO KNOW ONE THING. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? >> WELL, THE ROCK-- >> IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL! >> WHAT THE-- [CROWD CHEERING] >> FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY!