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How Beowulf Should Have Ended

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I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night I am the powerful waves of the ocean the mighty wind in the air that brings the soft breeze in the morning The-- I am the dew upon the flowers that glisten in the sunlight the pleasant scent of freshly cut grass the giver of presents to small children (weeping) I give hugs when no-one else will give hugs (weeping) (weeping) for mine is kindness and sweetness and cheer I'm Beowulf. (weeping) (crying) (pounding) Haha! Roarrr Beowulf.. did you kill Grendel's mother? Ummmm.. No. I did not kill Grendel's mother... at all. Eh, that's okay. We'll just try it again, won't we? after all we've-- there's time, right? Yes, there is still time. Probably about nine months time to be exact. I mean if you want to put it on the calendar Yep. (bubbles) Ewww!!!!!