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AULA DE SEGUNDA

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You're climbing the mountain. Come on, second position, let me see your butts up! Second position, it's a steep mountain... you're close to the top, you can already see the view. Look how beautiful is the view from the mountain, you're almost on the top, you got to the top. There you go! Now relax. Relax... Relax, climb down. Now it's downhill. Feel the wind on you face, look at the view. Look how beautiful the view is! You're climbing down, there's a lake down there. Think about the life you could have had, but you don't. About all the women we haven't loved, right, Rafa? The projects we haven't finished, right, Cynthia? Reduce the gear... There's a tree over there, drop your bike by the tree. You can stop, stop. Drop the bike. Get off the bike. You can get off the bike, get off the bike. Get off the bike, sit down, sit down by the tree. Sit by the tree. Look up, think... About life, the bills to pay... About that brother you haven't visited on your last vacation, Reflect on this... What's on the tree, brother? There's a thing there. Hey, what does is it look like, it looks like a bear. It doesn't look like it, it is a bear! It's a bear, damn it! Get the bike, the bear is climbing down the tree! The bear is after you! The bear stole the bike, he's after you on the bike! Why so slow? Come on, the bear is coming down! The bear is after you! Think a little. Reflect a little, wait, reflect. Are you crazy? Do you think a bear would ride a bike? So what do you remember? That you have to take your medicine, that you're crazy, that you have 'hallucinogenic psychosis'... You hallucinate things. Stop cycling, you're tripping. You have to take your medicine. Where would you find it? Only at the pharmacy. Where's the pharmacy? On the top of the mountain. Come on, let me see it! Second position! Butts up! It's time to climb up the mountain, brother. The same mountain you've just climbed down! The pharmacy is up there, so now what? You're almost there, who's in front of the pharmacy? A big and hairy dude. It's not a dude, you guys. It's the bear! It's the bear in front of the pharmacy! Let's climb it down all over again, 'cause the bear is coming after you! Fuck, there are no bears in Brazil, damn it... We've even talked about that. Are you falling for the bear? You have to buy your medicine, climb it up! Put all you weight on it, yeah, spin! Climb up, climb up, climb up, there's nobody on the... There's the bear! Look at the bear, climb it down! There's no bear, climb it up! There's a bear, climb it down! Take it easy, look around. Look around. Stop. Stop. Reflect, look around. What's around you? A friend, a mate, a stationary bike, right? An air-conditioner, strobe lights, a mirror... Look at the mirror. You're just in a spinning class. Relax. It's just a spinning class. Chill out. Chill out, brother. What do you mean, "chill out, it's just a spinning class"? This is a spinning class, damn it! Let's cycle, this is a spinning class! Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado Look, the bear is climbing down the tree after you! Fuck! Why so slow, damn it? The bear is reaching you! Come on, cycle, damn it! Look at the bear! The bear is reaching you, he's running! The bear took the bike! The bear is riding a bike too, brother! The bear stole the bike! He's almost touching you, the bear! Are you crazy? Biking like this, damn it? Have you ever biked with a bear after you, brother? Do you bike like this when a bear is chasing after you?

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