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ViralBrothers: Debilní Kecy Matek (Shit Mothers Say)

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Shit mothers say - What was in school? - How many dumplings do you want? Nothing? Not even a blackboard? Three? You'll get five! - Where are you going? - Who are you going with? - When will you come? - And who's going to drive? Me and my children have more of a friendly relationship. Don't talk to me this way, I'm no friend of yours! This is a fridge, not a TV! If Erik jumped out of a window, you would jump out too? It's raining? My laundry! Does it have to be so loud? I wrote on your facebook wall and you removed it! - A car! - Break! If you're so bored, go study! Don't be on that computer all day, go outside. Where are you all day? Could you stay at home sometimes? When you'll break your leg, don't come to me! What's going on? What happened? - Not until you're fifteen. - Not until you're eighteen. - Not until you're living under my roof. - Not until I'm your mother! What kind of generation is this? They're always sitting behind a PC. I'm skyping! Why haven't you accepted my friend request yet? I can see you! What does "poke" mean? I can hear you! Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to! - Don't eat it, that's for dinner! - You're not going anywhere until you finish it. - Not until you finish it! - Not until you wash the dishes. - Not until you clean this up! - Not until you take out the trash. Honey, you'll outgrow me soon. - Do not call me "dude"! - Why? Because I said so! Why? Because I'm your mother! I'm no maid of yours! You're all dirty here. I told you so. Do not slouch! Shut up! Hi Annie, I wanted too call you just now. Tuck in that shirt or your kidneys will get sick. Take out the dog or I'll shut down the internet! - Who's that Kucavikova girl? - And that's it! Where are you going so late? It's 9 p.m.! - Breath on me! - Show me your pupils. You have injected marihuana, haven't you! - Shut your mouth and eat. - When I was your age... - Don't look at me like that! - Ask your father. I don't care what Cenek can do, you are not Cenek! Why can't you have the same grades as Cenek has? You think I'm printing money? Here's 100 crowns, but don't spend it all! Don't bark at me! - Text me when you arrive. - Text me when you check in. And text me when you fall asleep. Do you know what time is it? Go to sleep! Wake up! Why are you sleeping so long? I don't care about the rest of a class, I care about you! Don't fight! Get dressed properly, it's so cold outside! Switch of the lights, you're not in a hotel.