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Ellen's Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip

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- FROM BIG MAMA'S & PAPA'S PIZZERIA IN HOLLYWOOD, PLEASE WELCOME EDGAR, EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause] HI, EDGAR. - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HAVE A SEAT. [cheers and applause] OH. SO FIRST OF ALL, THAT--WE WERE--WE REALLY-- WHEN WE HAD THIS IDEA OF GETTING PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY, AND WE WERE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING CLOSE BY, AND THE PLACE THAT YOU-- ACTUALLY, YOUR FAMILY OWNS THE PLACE, RIGHT? - UH, ME AND MY BROTHER, ACTUALLY. - YOU OWN THE PLACE. - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, AND SO WE HAD YOU DELIVER, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BRING THEM TO SOME PRODUCERS. WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU? - YEAH, THEY TOLD ME I'M GONNA JUST DELIVER FOR WRITERS. - MM-HMM. - AND THEN WHEN I WAS THERE, THEY JUST TOLD ME, "JUST WAIT HERE," AND YOU CAME OUT. - YEAH. - YOU CAME OUT, AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW-- I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO FOLLOW ME," AND THEN, LIKE, "WHERE WE ARE GOING?" AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW ME." AND I'M GOING, AND I'M ON THE STAGE. I WAS-- I WAS JUST SHOCKED, SO. [cheers and applause] - THAT WAS GREAT. YEAH, THIS IS-- WE HAD YOU BEHIND A DOOR, AND THEN YOU JUST ON AND SAID-- YOU GO, "HELLO." [laughing] I MEAN, THAT MUST HAVE, LIKE, FREAKED YOU OUT, RIGHT? - YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING THIS-- BUT IT WAS REALLY CRAZY. - AND WHO WAS YOU--I THINK JULIA ROBERTS IS, LIKE, ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE-- - YEAH, IT WAS--IT WAS-- SHE WAS MY-- LIKE, WOMAN IN DREAMS. SO I WAS-- [cheers and applause] I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING HER MOVIES BACK IN MOSCOW. THE "PRETTY WOMAN." - YEAH. - AND SO YEAH. IT WAS SOMETHING CRAZY TO ME TO JUST DELIVER FOR HER, YEAH. - AND YOU'RE HANDING JULIA ROBERTS PIZZA. THAT'S SURREAL. - YEAH. - RIGHT? AND SO YOU LEFT BEFORE I GAVE YOU-- I WANTED TO GET A TIP, AND I PASSED PHARRELL'S HAT AROUND, AND I ENDED UP GETTING ABOUT $600, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO THAT'S THAT. [cheers and applause] HERE'S SOME MORE. THERE'S $1,000. SO YOU'LL HAVE A TOTAL OF $1,000 TIP. PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY, PLEASE. [cheers and applause]