transcript: - [Voiceover] These are the six types of girlfriends you have. First up, the wild one. She's super fun, but she always seems to be getting you into trouble. - Come on, one night in Vegas
isn't going to kill you. - [Voiceover] Really?
What about last time? - Last time was a fluke, how am I suppose to know you're allergic to apple martinis? - [Voiceover] Because I
am allergic to apples. - Yeah, whatever, if
you don't come to Vegas then you're no fun and you're gonna regret this
for the rest of your life. - [Voiceover] Next up, the dependable one. She's basically the mom of the group. - Where do you wanna go
to the movies tonight? I looked up all the times
for two different theaters. - [Voiceover] This girl's
on top of her shit. - Also, instead of that theater crap, I brought healthy snack alternatives. - [Voiceover] We're never gonna
be able to sneak those in. - Why do you think I brought my big bag? - [Voiceover] Then there's the one you're secretly jealous of. Somehow, her life is always
more exciting than yours. - Sorry I'm so distracted, I just found out my flight
to London is delayed. - [Voiceover] What,
you're going to London? - Yeah, but I'm just going for work, so it's not like I'm
really going to London. - [Voiceover] Yeah, sure, anyway, what happened with that guy? - Oh the doctor? He was kinda clingy, I
don't know, he wanted to be my boyfriend, but not into that. - [Voiceover] Well, at least
you always have your friend who's always down to chill. Weirdly, she never seems
to be doing anything. - Yeah, I haven't been
out for like two weeks 'cause I've been binge
Gilmore Girls on Netflix. - [Voiceover] What, without me? - Get over it, I haven't
even gotten to Logan yet. - [Voiceover] Who cares
about Logan, #teamjess. - Jess is overrated. - [Voiceover] Oh, hell no. Now the one who makes you laugh. She can seriously make anything funny. - So, there I am, standing
with my hands over these rocks, and I lean forward, I fall
straight in the water. My white shirt is soaked. The date is like, totally ruined. - [Voiceover] Where does she
come up with these stories? - Did I ever tell you about
how one time I went over to my crushes house at 3:00
AM, and asked him to kiss me? - [Voiceover] No way. - Yes, way, well, no way,
he didn't end up kissing me, but, whatever, his loss. - [Voiceover] Then there's
the one who talks shit about everyone else, the know it all. - Wait, me? - [Voiceover] Yes, you. - No, I'm not talking shit, I'm just calling it like I see it. - [Voiceover] Sure, but
these girls are your friends. They're much more than the
labels you've assigned them. - I mean, yeah, obviously,
they're all great. - [Voiceover] So, why label them? - I guess I shouldn't. - [Voiceover] I knew you'd come around. - Yeah, yeah, I feel like this
is mean girls, or something. - [Voiceover] Oh yeah, totally. When do you think Tina Faye's
gonna write another movie? It's been forever. - I know, right, I feel like it's not the same when
she’s acting, either. She used to do something with her besties. 'cause we all know life's better when you're besties are around. Right, alright.
auto_transcript: these I the six types a girlfriend who
have first up the wild one she superfund michio seems to be getting
UN travel come on 19 biggest gonna kill you really what about
last time bust took out my skills mayor-elect
Apple because I'm allergic to apples yeah
whatever if you don't based in your no fun you're gonna regret
arrest by next up the dependable one she's
basically the mom at the group where you wanna maybe tonight relative all the
time to demand better this girls on top of
her shit also cap a healthy snack up we're never gonna
be able to sync doesn't writing about I think that then there's
the one you're secretly jealous love somehow her life is always March 19
years so I'm so distracted I spent on my flight to london is delayed what you're going to London yeah I'm
just going for what's it's like I'm really going to like that yeah share anyway what happened back I
oh that doctor he's gonna cleaning I don't want my
boyfriend man in the back well at least in your friend whose I was
down to chill weirdly she never seems to be doing anything yeah I'm now trying two weeks that had
been dropping Dylan wrote that like wife without me get over it happening
now to looking at who cares about Logan hash tag team jazz CAS is overlain and oh hell no now the
one who makes you laugh she can seriously make anything funny
there I am standing up like and that means rock an alien four I fall straight no water my white third
itself the date is like telling her aunt where did she come up with the story
ever tell you about a one time when I heard my cry his house 3 a.m. Catholic at me no way yes way well no
way getting and keeping me back whatever
good luck then there's a line talk shit about everyone else the know
it all week me yes you no I'm not talking shit I'm just
calling it like I see a sure but these girls are your friends
they're much more than the labels you find them I mean ya obviously they're all great so
why label them desolation I need come around yeah I
feel England Mean Girls oh yeah I totally 2010 Tina Fey's guy
right now there may be spent forever I know right act like
nothing which back either feet do something with your bestie
because we all know life better when your best is a roundup shrank bank
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