transcript: - Okay, new strategy,
don't ruin it too much. (bouncy pop music) - I am gonna be cutting
Steve's hair today. - I am nervous that I'm gonna
cut too much of his hair off and he's gonna be mad at me. - (Jennifer) A short, Jake
Gyllenhaal-type style. - (Safiya) This is what I picked out for Tyler's ideal haircut. I think we can pull this off. - I am pretty, like,
particular about my hair. - You're very particular about your hair. - I get pretty stressed out. I've been going to the same barber now for about three years. - As long as it doesn't
look like complete (bleep), then I'll be okay with it. Plus, I've got a couple of new hats I'm looking forward to wearing. - I'm not gonna get mad at her. Unless she does a bad job. (techno pop) - Focus, all right, Jen? - You gotta pick it up and then cut. - No, I cut like this. - No! No, you gotta pick
it up and then cut, okay? You don't just shoot in there. It's not an arts and crafts project. - I feel like if I were to
pursue a different career I could do hair. - I'm glad that you feel
so casual about this. (Jennifer laughs) - Okay, babe, are you ready for the swoop? - Oh, no no, hold on, hold on. We really gotta game plan this one. This is what you're gonna do. You're gonna get the fingers out and then you're gonna slice there. - I feel like you've been
spending a little bit too much time on the left
side, is that just me? I don't know! I shouldn't
be directing you. You're the one who can
see what's going on. - You're right, I haven't
been this stressed to get a haircut since I was three. - Well, she stopped laughing, so ... that's either good or bad. - I love you, babe. - I love you so much.
- (Tyler) Positive thoughts. - I love you, too,
okay? Positive thoughts. - One last look on this side. (laughs) - Is it, oh, my God. (buzzing) - There's just like one
small bald spot. (laughs) - No, there's not. There
is not a bald spot. (Jennifer laughs) - Oh, shit. It's fine! Nothing happened! So you know how surgeons
are trained, to like, when they mess up, say "There"? I'm just gonna start doing that. (laughs) - You look good. (laughs) - You know, you've said
I look good way too much for me to believe that you
actually feel that way. - Yeah, I think I'm done. - This is the Jake Gyllenhaal,
courtesy of yours truly. - Okay, it's not, eh, okay. - It's not that bad.
- (Jennifer) It's pretty good! (Tyler laughs) - Um ... That's not bad! - I was expecting so
much worse, so, good job. - Thank you, thanks. - It's actually kind of dopey. I mean, like, the sides,
it's not very good. - Okay, fine. - But, it's not ... - What's ... (pop music) - I don't think I should
ever cut his hair ever again. It's too stressful, and
if I had done any worse I think we would've gotten into a fight. - Would I let you cut my hair again? Let's just say not in the next long time. - Fair. - I look like one of
those kids who just got bubble gum stuck in his
hair and they're just like, "We gotta get it out any
way possible," you know? - What do you mean, on this side? - Yeah, but I think it looks cool. I mean, I'll grow into it.
auto_transcript: okay new strategy don't be a dick too much I am gonna be cutting fees hair
today I and Irving but I'm gonna cut too much
of a pair of you can be mad at me came short Jake John heartache found is
what I picked out for tires a deal here cut I think we can pull this off I am free
like particular about my hair very pretty I get my chest out having
gone insane barber now for about three years as long as it doesn't look like
him preach than I'll be okay with that plus I got a
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hear I'm glad that you feel so casual but to be very ready for the swift a new two
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and you're gonna like the fingers out here slice their book even spending a little bit on the
left side such as me I don't know I should be directly to you
you're the one who conceived on your administrators to get a haircut
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sheerly T okay it's not I'm okay its it's not bad I'm that I was expecting so much worse someday
enough be here and it's actually kinda dopey I mean
like it his inside not very good behind by it's not was I don't think I should ever cut his hair
ever again it to Facebook and if i dont any worse I think we would have got into a fight
when are you coming here again let's just say not an axe long time fair on ok as well as good as that bubble gum second here there's like many
possible you know for you but I think it looks
good now go into it
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