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Key & Peele - McFerrin vs. Winslow

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[scatting] [scattered applause] - AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, MR. MICHAEL WINSLOW! - GO GET 'EM, WINSLOW. [cheers and applause] BRING THE NOISE! BRING THE NOISE. ANOTHER SOLD-OUT NIGHT WITH THE KINGS OF MOUTH NOISE. I TELL YOU THOUGH, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS AUDIENCE WITHOUT WINSLOW. LUCKY FOR YOU, HUH? THOSE POLICE ACADEMY FANS. LOOK AT ALL THE T-SHIRTS. SIX SEQUELS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? EVERY SOUND EFFECT THIS GUY MAKES IS LIKE A LITTLE, TINY MONA LISA POPPING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM DO THE WALKING THROUGH THE LEAVES IN THE FALL WHILE EATING AN APPLE-- [applause] - [takes a deep breath] [grunts] [imitates squishing] [imitates wiping] [imitates squishing] [imitates wiping] [imitates squishing, wiping] [imitates drinking] [gulp] - [scatting] - [imitates wiping] - [imitates whirring] - [imitates whip] - [squeals] [scatting] WHEW! [vocalizing dramatic music] WHEW! - SHING. TING, TING, TING. - [continues vocalizing] - TING, TING, TING. - [vocalizing] - SHING! - [vocalizing] - SHING! [clicking] - WHAP! - [imitates wobbling] PA-CHHH! - [vocalizing] - CHH! - [vocalizing] [imitates swiping, gibbering] - [imitates swiping] - [gibbering] - [imitates swiping] - [imitates gun clicking, gunshot] [blows] - [panting] - [imitates heartbeat] [imitating beeping] - [scatting] - [imitating beeping] [imitates flat line] [imitating sirens]