transcript: -Hey, hey, fruit-ballers! I'm gonna do my
very first gameplay video ever! You know what game
I'm gonna play? My new video game, Splatter Up! It's available on
Google Play and iTunes now so download it.
Ooh, dizzy, dizzy, dizzy. [laughs]
I'm playing on an iPhone, even though I hate Apples.
[laughs] All right, the game's super-easy. You just press the
"hold here" button, and when fruit get thrown
your way, YOU HIT 'EM! [laughs]
Pineapple can fly, heh-heh. Whoa! Shocking!
[chuckles] Oh. -(Orange in game)
Oh! Medic! -[laughs]:
Yeah, medic. Oh! That wasn't "berry" nice.
[laughs] Oh, I hope he didn't
land on his keys. [laughs]
-(Strawberry) Blackberry? -(Orange in game)
Bit-boom-bam! It's a grand slam! -Hey, that rhymed!
Pan, slam, jam, man. Oh-ho! This guy's
a regular Barry Bonds. Get it? Barry?
[laughs] Uh-oh. Knife!
[laughs] -(Orange in game)
Whoa! Split-hitter! -[laughs]
Aw, let's try some ZOOM. Now, ZOOM is a power-up
that gives you more power. Let's do it. Here we go. Oh no, Apple. Yeah! That's what the apple gets. What does the apple say?
He says, "Aah! I'm flying,
and now I'm gonna land." Oh! It's shocking!
[laughs] Whoa, he 'sploded!
-(Orange in game) Wow! -Yeah right, wow.
That was crazy. Okay. Oh, Barry. Huh. That was crazy.
That was crazy. I'm still getting over that
blow-- that was crazy. Whoa, Knife! It was
really "knife" to meet ya. -(Orange in game)
Whoa, "slice" to meet you. -[laughs] Slice to meet you,
knife to meet ya. [laughs]
Oh. Uh-oh. I hope you like your
pineapple blended. [laughs] -(Orange in game) Ugh,
this game is all over the place. -[laughs] I like this
Orange guy; he's pretty funny. Oh no, not another apple.
[laughs] Gross. Oh... hit him as far as you can. Oh! Flame on!
[laughs] Oh, and a knife too
for good measure. -(Orange in game) With a slice
like that, you must be a golfer. -[laughs]
This Orange guy's funny. All right, let's try some ZIP. Now, ZIP is
another power-up, okay? Here we go.
-(Orange in game) Ready? -Here we go.
Oh no, another apple! Oh, whooo! Uh-oh, oh! Well, I'm not a "fan" of apples.
[laughs] Oh, "ice" to meet you.
Oh, "knife" to meet ya. [laughs] -(Orange in game)
Now that's a doubleheader. -Exactly.
Just sliced his butt off. Uh-oh. Barry! Barry's in the house.
Now Barry's in the air. [laughs]
And he's not coming down. Apparently, but that's okay. Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Bruised your butt. [giggles] -(berry)
"Berry" nice. -"Berry" nice.
[laughs] All right, let's do it. Oh, Cantaloupe, why? You ruined the game.
All right, guys. -(Cantaloupe)
Big melon-baller. -Oh, big melon-baller,
that's right. -(Orange in game) Looks like
you're the "bunt" of the joke. -[laughs]
Bunt of the joke. All right, guys.
5858 is my high score. Download the game today and
see if you can beat it, okay? And also, let me know what
game you want me to play next. Do it! Let me know
in the comments. Do it! [laughs]
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