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Key & Peele - Phone Call

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- BECAUSE YOU'RE MY WIFE AND YOU LOVE THE THEATER, AND, UH, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. GREAT. UNFORTUNATELY THE ORCHESTRA'S ALREADY FILLED UP, BUT THEY DO HAVE SEATS THAT ARE STILL LEFT IN THE DRESS CIRCLE. SO IF YOU WANT TO, UH, ME TO GET THEM THEATER TICKETS RIGHT NOW, I'MA DO IT RIGHT NOW. - WHAT'S UP, DOG? I'M ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AWAY. - YEAH, OKAY. YEAH, COOL. NO, THEY ALL GOOD SINGERS, THEY ALL GOOD SINGERS. - YEAH, SON. NAH, MAN, I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, I'M ABOUT TO CROSS THE STREET, MAN. - NO, THEY GOT THAT ONE DUDE IN IT THAT YOU LOVE, MAN. HE GON' BE IN IT, YEAH... - COME ON, MAN, YOU KNOW I'M ALMOST THERE, ALL RIGHT? - RIGHT, NO, I'MA PICK YOUR ASS UP AT 6:30, THEN. - COOL. - COOL. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THE PARKING IS, UH, THE PARKING'S FREE. - [effeminate] OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN. I ALMOST TOTALLY JUST GOT MUGGED RIGHT NOW.

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because you're my wife and you love the theater and it's your birthday great unfortunately beyond the orchestra is already filled up but they do have seats there are still left in the dresser so if you wanna army to get them the eight tickets right now with all rights of dog of arms were here okay your corner they all the singers they all the singers song nah man on bob's sonya members across gonna get that one dude in it that you love me he will be in India morning almost there I right now I'm a big ass up to 6 30 near call right yeah in a parking is a the pocket spring sorry got on my God Christian I almost totally just got mind right now