transcript: - CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU. - NOW, SO YOU HID IT
FOR A WHILE. I MEAN, YOU GOT AWAY
WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME. - I DID. WE ACTUALLY WERE ABLE
TO HIDE IT FOR-- FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING. - SO WE DON'T KNOW-- YOU'RE NOT SAYING
WHEN IT'S DUE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. - SOMETIME THIS YEAR,
I PROMISE YOU. - OKAY.
- IT WILL BE THIS YEAR. - OKAY, AND ITS-- YOU'RE NOT SAYING IF IT'S
A BOY OR GIRL. - NO. - DO YOU HAVE A NAME PICKED OUT? - YES.
- OKAY. I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS-- BY THE END OF THE SEGMENT, I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS. - OKAY. - BOTH I'M GONNA GUESS
THE GENDER AND THE NAME. - OKAY.
- OKAY. - GREAT.
- ARE YOU HAVING CRAVINGS? - YES. I MEAN,
I'M VERY STEREOTYPICAL. I EAT SAUERKRAUT ALL DAY LONG. HERE'S THE TRUTH-- - BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM UKRAINE,
RIGHT? - [laughing]
I GUESS SO. THIS IS THE WORST CRAVING
TO HAVE BECAUSE SAUERKRAUT SMELLS, AND SO EVERY TIME YOU OPEN UP
THE JAR, IT JUST REEKS
IN THE WHOLE KITCHEN. IT'S NOT LIKE ICE CREAM WHERE EVERYTHING SMELLS LOVELY
AND FLORAL. - WELL, BROCCOLI
WOULD BE BAD TOO. BUT SO DO YOU CRAVE PICKLES
OR JUST SAUERKRAUT? - BOTH. - DO YOU WANT SOME? - YES. - MATT, MY PICKLE
AND SAUERKRAUT MAN WILL COME BACK, 'CAUSE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK
TO THE AUDIENCE ANYWAY, SO... [cheers and applause] - THESE ARE GREAT. - YEAH, TAKE THAT. - OH.
[laughs] - JUST A BOWL
OF SAUERKRAUT. - LOOK AT THIS. IS THIS BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT? - HERE.
I'LL GET THAT NAPKIN FOR YOU. THANK YOU, MATT. - IT'S BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT. I'VE GONE THROUGH ALL OF THEM. - OH, YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW YOUR SAUERKRAUT. AND YOU JUST EAT IT RAW
LIKE THAT? - YEAH. - WOW. - IS THAT WEIRD? - NO, I--
- HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS? - I DON'T, REALLY. - IT SMELLS SO BAD. - YEAH, NOW THAT-- - THESE ARE GREAT PICKLES. - YEAH. SO THAT'S MAINLY WHAT
YOU'RE CRAVING, IS THOSE THINGS? - YEAH, SO VINEGAR-BASED FOOD
I GUESS IS WHAT I'M CRAVING. - MM-HMM.
- YEAH. - AND SO THAT TO ME
IS LEANING BOY. - INTERESTING.
- YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GUESS
RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA PICK
YOUR BRAIN SOME MORE. - OKAY. - AND IS ASHTON HELPING WITH-- LIKE, IF YOU WAKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WILL HE BRING YOU SAUERKRAUT
OR-- - OKAY, WELL,
I'LL TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY. YES, BUT HE KIND
OF PREEMPTED THIS, HE ASSUMED THAT I
WAS GONNA HAVE GOOFY CRAVINGS, SO HE STOCKED OUR SECONDARY
FRIDGE WITH WEIRD FOOD. JUST--LIKE, PICKLES
AND SAUERKRAUTS AND, LIKE, ANCHOVIES
AND ICE CREAMS, JUST IN CASE AT ONE POINT
DURING THIS PREGNANCY, I'D BE LIKE,
I REALLY WANT SOMETHING. AND IT HAPPENED. LAST WEEK, I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD,
I NEED A PICKLE. LIKE, IT WAS JUST
THE WEIRDEST THING, LIKE, I NEEDED THIS PICKLE. AND HE WAS LIKE,
"HOLD ON A SECOND," AND, LIKE, DISAPPEARED
IN THE BACKYARD AND CAME BACK WITH, LIKE,
THE MOST AMAZING DILL PICKLE OF ALL TIME. - IN THE BACK--
IN THE BACKYARD? - YEAH, WE HAVE, LIKE,
A SECONDARY FRIDGE. YOU KNOW, LIKE,
THE BARBECUE FRIDGE. [laughing] NO? - YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A SOFA ON THE PORCH TOO? WHAT DO YOU-- - [laughing]
WITH, LIKE, A ROCKING CHAIR. - LIKE, A BACK OF A CAR SEAT
ON THE FRONT LAWN OR SOMETHING. - IS THAT WEIRD? - NO, NO, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S VERY SWEET OF HIM. I HEARD HE'S ALSO
LEARNING RUSSIAN BECAUSE YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN. SO HE'S LEARNING RUSSIAN
SO HE CAN SPEAK TO THE BABY IN RUSSIAN? - YEAH, HE'S BEEN TAKING CLASSES FOR PROBABLY, LIKE,
SIX MONTHS NOW. YEAH, HE DOES IT TWICE A WEEK. A WOMAN COMES TO THE HOUSE
AND GIVES HIM LESSONS. - THAT'S REALLY SWEET. - YEAH, IT'S REALLY,
REALLY GREAT. - THAT'S EXTRA SWEET. - NOW, WHAT
ARE YOU THINKING LABOR? ARE YOU GOING ALL NATURAL? ARE YOU GONNA DO-- - I AM.
- REALLY? - YEAH. - ARE YOU GONNA DO IT
AT HOME? - WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. WE WATCHED
A COUPLE DOCUMENTARIES, AND WE LOOKED INTO, LIKE,
THE MIDWIFE ASPECT OF IT AND THINGS, AND SPOKE TO MY OB/GYN, AND REALIZED THAT THE HOSPITAL THAT I'M GONNA BE LABORING IN
DOES A MIDWIFE, YOU KNOW,
DOULA TYPE OF THING. AND SO I'M GONNA DO IT AS
ALL-NATURAL AS I POSSIBLY CAN, UNLESS THAT THERE'S
AN EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING THAT
SHOULD GO WRONG. - BUT WILL YOU DO
AN EPIDURAL EVEN? - NO.
- REALLY? - I KNOW.
I'M CRAZY. I MEAN, I DID THIS TO MYSELF. I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST DO IT RIGHT. I MEAN... - WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DIDN'T... [cheers and applause] - I WANTED THIS. IT'S NOT LIKE--
NO ONE MADE ME DO THIS. - I KNOW, BUT YOU DIDN'T DO IT
TO YOURSELF. I KNOW THAT MUCH. - [laughs] - I MAY NOT KNOW A LOT,
BUT I KNOW THAT MUCH. - I DID HAVE A LITTLE HELP. JUST A LITTLE BIT. I MEAN... - WELL, YOU DON'T WANT
TO SAY THAT EITHER, BUT... [laughter] - OH, MY GOD. - BUT I'M SO--
[laughter] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
AND ASHTON. INDIVIDUALLY, I REALLY--
I DO, I LOVE BOTH OF YOU. AND I LIKE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT HIDING THINGS. YOU'RE WEARING YOUR RING NOW. - YEAH, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. THANK YOU, GUYS.
THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP
THIS PRIVATE FOR TWO MONTHS. TWO MONTHS
WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING. I THINK--
AND I'LL TELL YOU-- I THINK EVERYBODY ASSUMED
WE'VE BEEN ENGAGED SO LONG THAT I WAS WEARING THE RING
IN PUBLIC FOR TWO MONTHS, AND NO PHOTOGRAPH
WAS EVER-- LIKE, NOBODY COMMENTED
ON IT IN A SINGLE PHOTOGRAPH. LIKE, IT WAS JUST NOT-- THEY DECIDED NOT
TO JUST ACKNOWLEDGE IT FOR TWO MONTHS;
IT WAS AMAZING. - THAT IS AMAZING, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BOTH OF YOU
ARE TARGETS FOR PAPARAZZI A LOT.
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