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Funk do Mortal Kombat

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I had a Nintendo, Mario World, Mario Kart . . . until I got more manly and I bought Mortal Kombat! . . . I chose Liu Kang and cast fire by his hands . . . then was Kung Lao, a killer hat he sends . . . Sonya is a chick, if I choose looks bad . . . so I prefer Scorpion his snake is fucking mad . . . there was Rayden and his rays, was not good, fail chief . . . I prefer Shang Tsung, the famous "Soul Thief" . . . Jax is a black bro who does the earth shake . . . Johnny Cage is a fag, hits your nuts to brake . . . after a long time, I found what is my hero . . . since then I was a child I always choose the Sub-Zero . . . I chose the Sub-Zero . . . Kano was a one-eyed man. Specials, he doesn't do . . . Nightwolf, sagamore, shares the pipe with you . . . also closed in a weed, had the Smoke, really strong . . . where do you think his smoke come from? . . . with him, also had other two robots . . . the Cyrax and the Sektor, that only gave boycotts . . . to unlock the Goro was very grim . . . we had to kill Shao Kahn who says "FINISH HIM" . . . after a long time, I found what is my hero . . . since then I was a child I always choose the Sub-Zero . . . I chose the Sub-Zero . . . Baraka was the worst and was very appellative . . . as Reptile, big gobs hits he gives . . . Sindel, and her hair, had a good throat . . . Stryker, drug dealer, gives shock through a rope . . . the Motaro was really scary, in fact, he was easy . . . about Jade and Kabal who caught then was a sissy . . . Mileena gives her pussy, Kitana cocks she sucks . . . but Sheeva is the champion, at same time 7 guys she fucks . . . after a long time, I found what is my hero . . . since then I was a child I always choose the Sub-Zero . . . I chose the Sub-Zero . . . See also Léo and Gibran playing The Strokes - 12:51 acoustic version.