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We Are Lovely Pet - "โจ หมอส่งหญ้า" [Ep.4] 18+

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P'Chepo...P'Chepo Today I went to see the doctor I was having a stomachache Today I went to see the doctor I was having a stomachache Feeling dizzy Having fever Can't sleep Restless...fidget Dead liver Indigestion Dead liver Indigestion Irregular moisturizer Real funny kiddo! How was it?, Have ya met the doc.? Of course, P'Chepo The doc. had examine me and gave me pills How was it? What did he say? He said I'm a dog YA FREAKING INDY DOCTOR!!!!! I think so too! AND WHAT KIND OF PILLS DID HE GAVE YA, PRICK!!!! A FREAKING DOG CURE OR WHAT!!!! Hey, Dec Ya know! What's between ya legs and cost a fortune? I know...I know It's motorcycle Wrong!!! Awww! Why would that be wrong? Isn't motorcycle the right answer already? No, It's not! Mhee pal! Can ya answer that man?! Ummmmmm Mhee pal! Can ya answer that man?! Ummmmmm Is it.."Dick," palllllll?!! YA'RE DAMN CLEVER, YA IDIOT!!!!!! P'Chepo...P'Chepo Why you never take a bath? Just licking myself would do the trick Why should I take a bath? But I love taking a bath Have I ever ask ya opinion, pup? You never take a bath....P'Chepo, you're so dirty YA'RE THE ONE THAT'S DIRTY!!!! THAT'S WHY YA HAVE TO TAKE A BATH I'M FREAKIN' CLEAN THAT'S WHY I DON'T TAKE A BATH, YA SHIT HEAD!!!! Palllllll How about that 200 I asked? Do yer have it mhannnn? Ya still haven't stop asking for money? What's with ya and the 200? I'm sick, mhannnn I'm gonna go buy me some grasssss [in Thai, drugs and grasses are puns] Huh?!! Was it Grass or Drug? Grasssss mhannnn Yerrrrr can ask Dec. mhannnn When dogs are ill, we have to eat grasssss, mhannnn Yes, that's right! But you don't have to buy it...there are some in our lawn Yes that's right! But you don't have to buy it...there are some in our lawn Yea! Cats also eat that, man! I don't have ta buy any of it!!!! Yerrrr guyssssss, you don't understand me mhannnnn It's a different grade of grasssssss DIFFERENT GRADE?!!! DON'T YA LIE TA ME MAN!!!!! DIFFERENT GRADE?!!! DON'T YA LIE TA ME MAN!!!!! BESIDES, WHAT KINDA FREAKIN' DOC. DRIVES MOTORCYCLE TO DELIVER YA GRASS!!! DON'T YA LIE TA ME MAN!!!!! BESIDES, WHAT KINDA FREAKIN' DOC. DRIVES MOTORCYCLE TO DELIVER YA GRASS!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT, YA BASTARD!!!!! P'Chepo...P'Chepo How many legs are there in 2 cats? 8 legs So, How many cats are there with 4 legs? Just one cat! That's wrong Wha? Then How many? Every cat has 4 legs!!! Nooooo, mhannnnnn Poooo's got 6 legssssss Chepo's got 6 legs, mahnnnn YA'RE TALKIN' SHIT. PISS OFF!!!! GO TA SLEEP!!!!!!