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The Italian Man Who Went To Malta - (OFFICIAL ANIMATED VERSION)

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Ciao. My name is Luigi. And I wanna tell you a story that happened to me a longa time ago. One day I'm gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress: "I wanna 2 pisses of toast!" She brings me only one piss. I tell her: "I wanna to piss!". She says: "Go to the toilet!". I say"You don't understand! I want to piss on my plate!". She says "You better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch!". I don't even know the lady And she calls me a son of a bitch. Later, I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife, but no fork! I tell her "I wanna the fuck!" She says me "Everybody wanna fuck!" I tell her: "You dont understand! I wanna to fuck on the table!" She say "You better not fuck on the table You son of a bitch!" So. I Go back to my room in a Hotel! And there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him "I wanna shit!" He tells me: "Go to the toilet!" I say: "You don't understand!" "I wanna shit on a bed!" He says "You better not shit on my bed You son of you bitch!" I go to the check out and the man in the desk says: "Peace on you!" I said: "Piss on you too you son of a bitch!" i'm going back to Italia! Arrivederci! Coming soon... The French Man Who Went To Malta Le fork. Le fork. Je t'ai dit qui Je voudrait une merde de fork! Putain

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