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Le Serveur | The Waiter (Greg Romano)

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I've never done this. And how do you think I look, compared to the pictures? Well, let's say that you master Photoshop. I remember that you put "sense of humor" in your description. Yeah. But in this case it’s not. Good evening! -Good evening young man. Good evening. Tonight, we offer a mushroom risotto and fried hake with its delicious truffle oil. From the frozen section actually. -Ah, that’s very funny, is this a joke? Well I’ll take little bits of cooked cow with its thin slices of potato on its palm oil. Asshole. -Sorry? Ok, I got it. Anyway, I’m outta here. Shitty night in a shitty restaurant with a shitty g … Oh, thank you very much sir! I wish you a very good evening. Can I offer you a drink?  You know, I’m not used to doing this. But I had a great time. Aaaaah ! Didn’t I tell you that it would work?  You’re a genius pal. -Tomorrow, I’ll be the waiter. So, did you have a good time?  -It went great. Really ? He didn’t see a thing. Tomorrow, I get to take the costume. There are two condoms left in the pocket.