transcript: What's happenin', Forum. Have you ever been crossing a busy intersection, like this guy, and then OMG you almost get hit by a f***ing car! That is one lucky bastard, 'cause if that'd happened to me, my dumb ass would've stopped and been like "hey wait a minute, that bus didn't yield," and then then of course I would'be gotten hit. Look at that, so close. Now he's lucky, but... If the Final Destination movies have taught us anything, it's that that guy is gonna die
3 days from now when that same bus runs through his living room wall. I happen to think breakdancing is pretty cool, and apparently so does this guy. But his cat doesn't seem to feel the same way, look at him just waiting to strike. Wait for it. Wait for it. Now. That video is so incredible I almost don't believe it. What the hell was that cat thinking? "You idiot! Breakdancing is soooo 1984. I said knock it off, douchebag! Cartwheel!" That's so awesome.
And don't worry about the cat. I'm sure he landed on his feet. This last video is pretty simple. It's a person who doesn't drive so good. "oh woops. Hey, you hit that car. It's ok. Just back out and park anywhere. Yeah. That seems like a good place.
Well that pole you hit seems to be attached to your car. Ya know most people get out when they hit something, but not you. You just keep on goin'. I admire that. Oh. You hit another car. Yeah that pole is still there. Hey you left your bumper." I know you probably think I'm gonna make some lame joke about alcoholic drivers, or some lame joke about asian drivers, or some lame joke about women drivers. And I'll have you know that that's just dumb, that's dumber than the alcoholic asian woman
who was driving that car. I'm just sayin'. But you know what's not dumb, the comment question of the day. Which comes from a user named Sawyerssouthernbelle We have a question for you. How big? So they wanna know How Big? How big who? How big what? That's for you to decide, Forum. Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm RayWilliamJohnson, and I approve this message. So tell me Forum, if you could hang out with Jesus for a day, What would you do? *Fatty Spins: Doin' Your Mom* Captioned by CaptVids.com Aw, come here, I want a hug... Domestic abuse!
auto_transcript: what's happened in forum have you ever
been crossing a busy intersection like this guy and then I got hit by a fucking car had
he is one lucky bastard has it that it happened to me my dumbass
was stopped and been like hey wait a minute that bus didn't heal and then of course
I would have gotten hit me look at that so close he's lucky but if the final
destination movies have taught us anything it's that this guy's gonna die
three days from now when that same bus comes crashing through his living room
wall grab I happen to think break dancing is
pretty cool and apparently so does this guy but his cat doesn't seem to feel the
same way I mean look at is sitting there just waiting to strike wait for it wait
for it now for for that video was so incredible I
almost don't believe me with the hell was that kept thinking you a look breaking sound like you people
are outside yeah douchebag we have pets so awesome and
don't worry about the cat I'm I'm sure he landed on his feet now this
last video and show you is pretty simple it's a person who doesn't drive so good a whole what's Haiti yet that car it's okay just just back out and park
anywhere yeah that right there seems like a good place well how that poll you hit seems to be
attached your car you know most people get out when they
hit something but not you you just keep on going I admire that wealth guess that's great you get
another car oh yeah that poll it's it's still there
alright you made it hey you left your bumper now I know you
think I'm probably gonna make some lame joke about alcoholic drivers are some lame joke
about Asian drivers are some lame joke about women drivers and I'll have you
know that's just Dom yeah that's almost as
dumb as the alcoholic Asian woman who was driving that car I'm just saying it but you know what's
not dumb the comment question of the day which
aims for username sawyer Southern Bell and they said we have a question for you
how big so they wanna know how big how big who
how big what I don't know that's for you to decide
for a bigger just a great responses in the comment section below who but thanks for watching today's absorb
Eagles +3 I'm ray william johnson and I approve this message so tell me
for me if you can hang out with Jesus for a day what would you do you well you to nearby yes worst Aaron more drawers Bighorn
hair like are coming I had well yes
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