transcript: -Hello, my fruits. It's FPS Orange and I have something very nice for you today. Say hello to the 50-caliber Kitchen Cannon. It doesn't slice, it doesn't dice, it just goes "boom." [laughs] -And that's why you're gonna fire it OUTSIDE, right? -Don't jump the gun, Pear. We'll be outside in no time. [cannon fires, Orange laughs] -No!!! -Ah, nothing like a little fresh air. [laughs] -[groans] -Now, the Kitchen Cannon isn't just a big gun, it's a big gun that goes "boom, boom, boom" and we like that. Plus, it shoots all kinds of rounds. Check it out. Right now, we've got this baby loaded with explosive cherry bombs. I know, I know, I hate clip shows too. [laughs] Seriously, though, cherry bombs are great for when the pit really hits the fan. [laughs] [cannon firing] Hey! Hey, apples! -(apples) What? -Timber! [apples scream, trees tumble over] [laughs] The great thing about the Kitchen Cannon is that it can fire all kinds of rounds. Right now, I've got it loaded with full-on semi-automatic Nerf rounds. I call it the Porcu-Pear. -The Porcu-wha--ah-ah-ahh!! [yelling as cannon fires at him] -[laughs] Thanks for "sticking" around, Pear. [laughs, Pear groans] Don't worry, guys. We're not finished yet. In fact, we saved the best for last. I call this one the Hey Diddle Diddle. -Okay, I'll bite, why do you call it that? -'Cause this cow's about to jump over the moon. [laughs] Or maybe just through it. [lens whirring] [beeping] Remember, don't try this unless you're a professional... orange. [laughs] [cannon firing violently] -Oh, that's it. We're out of here! [whimpers] [boom!] -Hey, who cut the cheese? Oh wait, it was me. [laughs] -[groans] -Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video and, as always, have a nice day. [laughs] -Watch out! Incoming! [both scream, explosions] Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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