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SURICATE - Movies vs Life 2

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Got you Danny ! Hold on ! No… I'm not gonna make it John… Let go. Pull me back up ! Let me go, you're gonna die anyway ! Don't be a dick ! -Die ! Pull me back up ! See Mc Johns ? Everything is going according to plan ! I am the one who killed your bro.. See McJohns, everything is going according to plan ! I am the one who killed your brother ! You're fucking dead Mc Johns ! I am Mc Johns, and I just died. Dwayne, scotch ! One caipirinha and... One caipirinha and one mojito ! We're out of mojito ! Let's go ! Shit ! Or we can just go ? Yeah, they haven't moved at all, we can go. Poopy ? Did you smell something ? Poopy, oh ! Shut the fuck up ! How is it going ? Like a bloody charm ! Watch out ! Well done ! How is it going ? Don't fucking talk to me ! I'm trying to concentrate ! No ! Dan ! A bulletproof vest ? Ow ! Dan ? A bulletproof head vest ? I'm too old for this shit ! Dominique was clearly too old for this shit. Jumping off a bridge, hoping to land on a panel truck travelling at 88mph is impossible Because we're not in a fucking movie. Amen.